Stephen Fry + Oscar Wilde + Steve Jobs (and a bit of Douglas Adams)

What I have been doing for the past couple of hours:

while erasing pencil-marks I made in textbooks I'm about to return to a friend
(500+ pages law books, 4 of them - raw, tender thumbs, eraser pulverised into a million tiny bits, eraser droppings everywhere, you get the picture)

Occasionally having odd, unprompted fantasies that the unexplained sounds I heard - a disembodied cough, odd taps, doors closing - is the scepter of Oscar Wilde oddly coming to see me (in the videos he talked at length about Oscar Wilde, you see), and being horribly disappointed when I find that it's otherwise :(